WHAT?
Did you say it's been 10 days since my last post?
You mean it's December 12th??
Huh???
How did THAT happen?
But then... DU DU DUHHHH!! That means there are only 13 days until Christmas!!!!
Wha?
But I have so much to do!
I haven't mailed out my international Christmas cards yet...or the Canadian ones...and I haven't decorated the house yet...
Christmas lights? Are you shitting me?
But I have company coming for drinks on Saturday and I'm no where ready yet...
Make my own appetizers? Are you shitting me again?...
But I have pictures to hang, new blinds to install, booze to buy, bathrooms to clean, and I need a rug for the front entrance...oh, and I need to buy more glasses...
What??
Go away.
I'm busy.
